Fish Seuss and IAN LIN Speare

Dickson is a whale
exam always FAIL
Face is very PALE

He takes advanced LIT
Face got so much ZIT
Fell into a PIT
and bashed up by Ng Kar KIT

--Fish SEUSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

Hmm just realised something.

Big forehead.
Forehead full of oil
Big boils and pimples that look like barnacles..

Dickson is a WHALE.

There once was a dick who couldn't eat oil
I don't know why he couldnt eat oil
He didn't eat oil until his face looked like soil
Pimples erupted in his face of soil
Large and furious they grew like a tesla coil
Then he tried to whack them with aluminium foil
But they just grew worse and became a big boil
Then i dont know how but out came Micheal Doyle
who went to boil and foil and coil his pimple and *POOF*! it became OILLLLLLL.

*attempt to sing to the tune of "there was an old lady who swalloed a fly.."*

Dickson no muscle!
only got pimple!
pimple look like pearl!
pearl inside got cockle!
cockle inside got BEE!
eat BEE get hepatitis B!
eat BEE get hepatitis B and still can say WHEE!?
dickson is a stupid git
who has BIG ARMPIT!